If I were a weapon, you'd say I'd be a gun

Thank you for your contribution to our growing numbers. PUFFS UNITE~~~!!!11!1

Feed my muses while I get ready for NaNoWriMo, okay? They're gonna need all the nourishment they can! :o


Click Me!


( Feed Me Seymour, Feed Me All Month Loooooooong~! )

A perverse part of me loves the moment when Simba is crying over Mufasa's body, because I always picture Bambi walking across the back of the shot, looking at Simba and rolling his eyes. "Trust me kid, it only gets worse from here."

God, that is so cruel. XD I love it!

It's Eggie Time... Pokemon Edition! :333

You can go off and be a loner
Maybe you can't believe a mouse
But when you feel the need, come back
I'm here for you.

- "Mickey Mouse" by Sparks.

Thanks for letting me live even though I haven't updated this journal in eons. I'll have to figure out what I want to do with my IJ. A placeholder for my original fiction maybe? Lemme think while I shoot down my college essays first.

It'll all my fault. ;; Hurry and help it grow!

Edit: YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU THANK YOU *________________________*

( A Pro-Life Poem I Found While Browsing FF.net. )

Am I a bad person for laughing my ass off at this?

Put your mp3 player on shuffle and write down the first lines of the first twenty songs, then post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.

"And It's Happening"

She keeps Moet et Chandon in a pretty cabinet
Merely the sound of your voice made me believe you were her
Every time I think of you, I feel shot right through with a bolt of blue
Lie awake and look through the trees, my dear, my dear
She's into superstition, black cats and voodoo dolls
We used to swim the same moonlight waters
Feels like the weight of the world
Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Excuse me, but can I be you for a while?
Ain't it funny how we pretend we're still a child?
Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side?
I wish I was infinite and given my way
One minute I'm in Central Park, then I'm down on Delancey Street
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
Love is a many splendid thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love
Little do I know, little do I care, little would it help if I knew and was aware
If the sun went down tomorrow and it never came back
You'll never see the courage I know
I looked into your eyes; they told me plenty
This place feels so unfamiliar, and yet I know it well

Puri loves catching up on meta_roundup~ ♥ *fangirl sighs and hopes one of her LJ rants makes it there someday~*

The best things about The Rise of Darkrai are what they DON'T tell you. :o

( In Which Puri Ruins Accordshipping (Aka Movie 10's OTP Alice/Tonio). XD )

This made me smile~ :D

Soon I'll have an entire dragon colony~ ♥

Title: His Nirvana
Author: Puri & jeansama
Fandom: Earthbound/Mother 2
Genre: Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Lemon/Graphic Sex, mild language
Ships/Characters: Ness/Poo
Finished: Yes

( Sex is serious business! >( )

Title: His Nirvana
Author: Puri & jeansama
Fandom: Earthbound/Mother 2
Genre: Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Lemon/Graphic Sex, mild language
Ships/Characters: Ness/Poo
Finished: No

( What is love? Baby don't hurt me... )

Here we go, the Ness/Poo story, aka one of my all-time favorite Rps with Jean~ ♥♥♥ Let's get the angst outta the way first. But trust me... you'll be thankful for it by chapter 2~ ♥ *giggle*

Title: His Nirvana
Author: Puri & jeansama
Fandom: Earthbound/Mother 2
Genre: Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Lemon/Graphic Sex, mild language
Ships/Characters: Ness/Poo
Finished: No

( Every good story has a conflict~ )

And now, for our tiny EB0 audience, we bring to you the grand finale of our fluffy Ninten/Loid goodness~ ♥

Title: A Cloud's Silver Lining
Author: Puri & jeansama
Fandom: Earthbound 0/Mother
Genre: Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Lemon/Graphic Sex
Ships/Characters: Ninten/Loid
Finished: Yes

( Glow-in-the-Dark stars shine best in cloudy days. )

Title: A Cloud's Silver Lining
Author: Puri & jeansama
Fandom: Earthbound 0/Mother
Genre: Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Lemon/Graphic Sex
Ships/Characters: Ninten/Loid
Finished: No

( We weren't kidding when we said this was NC-17 )

Puri loves RPing with Jean~ ♥ I keep rereading our Rps over and over, so now I'm sharing our lovely stories with everyone~~~ ♥ Starting with Ninten/Loid fluff~~~ ♥♥♥

Title: A Cloud's Silver Lining
Author: Puri & jeansama
Fandom: Earthbound 0/Mother
Genre: Romance
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Lemon/Graphic Sex
Ships/Characters: Ninten/Loid
Finished: No

((Based on RP with the following roles:

Puri = Ninten
Jean = Loid ))

( I'm falling, falling for you babe, and my feelings are gettin' stronger )