If I were a weapon, you'd say I'd be a gun

I blame zuki_chan, Jean and others for increasing my fascination with Pokey. Not my favorite character, but I'd be lying through my teeth if I said he wasn't one of the best villains ever. *______* That, and I've come to really like Gyiyg/Pokey. You can blame Morphine for that. XD That said, have a fun little ficlet based off the challenge word catharsis. Enjoy my pretties!

Title: Planet Purgatory
Author: Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Mother 1 + 2
Genre: General
Rating: R
Warnings: One violent sentence but other than that, it's mostly PG.
Ships/Characters: Gyiyg/Pokey.
Finished: Yes

( I killed a million petty souls, but I couldn't kill you )

You've heard Puri rave about it. But now you get to read the first piece of smut she dares post on the Internet! (Well, that isn't RPs and drabbles or incomplete stuff anyway) The first pr0ntober entry of the batch! (For soulrockcandy) Sit back, pour some wine and jazz, and get ready to be in the mood: Puri's last fic of 2007.

Title: Fumbling Towards Serendipity
Author: Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Earthbound/Mother 2
Genre: Erotica
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: LEMON ALERT LEMON ALERT Fluff Meter: Too Much Tribbles (and counting!)
Ships/Characters: Jeff x Tony. The diabetic risk is lethal.
Finished: Yes

( If an object is forbidden, people automatically take interest. ...Brick Road. )

Good news, old IJ! You can double as my fanfiction journal now, especially for all my pr0n! XD Now perverted minors are free to read without getting blocked. Yay! ♥

Title: The Day Before the MST
Author: Pokeprof/Shamanic Shaymin
Fandom: Earthbound/Mother 2 (Original/MSTing Party)
Genre: Erotica/MST
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: LEMON ATTACK
Ships/Characters: Ness/Paula (Original), Chosen 4 & Picky.
Finished: Yes

Original: Here.

( Ness & Paula Boink in Saturn Valley Before the Final Battle With Giygas )

On AIM, Dad asked about my beta fish. So I figured I'd show him the real deal:

Greenband Jiggly: *regular pic of Giygas* Isn't he cuddly? :DDDD
Dad: :D Wow! I see the resemblance!
Greenband Jiggly: *shows picture of Static!Giygas* This is how he's arranged too. As funky static.
Dad: Thats what the bottom of his tank is going to look like if you don't change his water! :DDD
Greenband Jiggly: (Trivia: If you look closely in the black shadows, you'll find silhouettes of a fetus)
Dad: I'v been looking at fetuses for 20 years, and I dont quite see him! ((P.S. My dad does fetal autopsies as apart of his job, soooo...))
Greenband Jiggly: *shows him in marker the same pic, pointing out eye, head, body, cervix, umbilical cord* If it's still confusing, I'll zoom in.
Dad: Acutally honey, I should let you get back for preparing for tomorrow. Can I look through some jobs for you?/
Greenband Jiggly: I'll be okay Dad.
Greenband Jiggly: P.S. The red pixel near his head is his eye.
Dad: WOW! Got it!

Ah, Dad and I are a normal family. Really.

So you know? My dorm is awesome. <333

I also have a new red beta fish named Giygas. ♥

Usually, I'm uneasy iconning stuff like Japanese fanart and such.

But I couldn't help it. This picture is so damn cute. AND IT'S MINE. ALL MINE. HAHAHA. *cackles*

That, and more of the Jeff/Tony adorable can be found at Snow Wood Laboratory. :3333

♥♥♥

Holy fucking god, I wrote hetsmut. What's the world coming to these days? :o

...It would be a hedgehog. Or better yet, a Shaymin, spreading its silvery gardens and petals all around~ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Would be kickass to have a Flying Man as a Patronus too. :o

Jigglypuff would be an amusing Patronus. Or Mr. Saturn. And a Pikachu would kick ass... okay, shutting up. XDDD!

I'm tempted to look up the AFF.net Earthbound section for the horrorz!1!1 and lolz, except I'm too scared. EB's been this wonderful magic thing for me, and I want to keep it pure. T_______________T

Maybe I can MST or something. And gah, I still think the EB fic I started is lame. /still has no confidence she can do EB justice.

Ahh, I love this private journal~ ♥

Super long article on Mother 2.

A bit tl;dr, but man, that guy brings up some amazing insight. *_______________* Huh. I had no idea the first Mother game was based on a novel either.

Edit: Oh, just remembered! Hayao Miyazaki assigned Shigesato Itoi to voice the daddy journalist in My Neighbor Totoro. That is just too fucking awesome. *________*

Puri loves Jeff and Tony~

Jeff and Tony are gay gay gay~

Jeff and Tony are in love~~~

Love love love~~~~~

Sonic & Shadow are in love too~~~

Love love luff luff~

Love~~~ ♥♥♥♥♥

(Bunnie & Rotor are in love too~~~! ♥ And Ness & Paula~~~~ ♥ And more...)

I hate it when comedies end with tragic endings.

Don't trick me like that! DDD:

/still upset over Earthbound's ending. And from the looks of Mother 3, it ain't look good.