If I were a weapon, you'd say I'd be a gun

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In September I pulled kange's hair (-5 points). Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole ivynajspyder's purse (30 points). In February I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In March I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been nice (39 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, insanepurin

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Wow. I invade Iraq and I'm still "nice" enough to get an Easy-Bake Oven? Sheesh! XDDDD