If I were a weapon, you'd say I'd be a gun

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In September I pulled kange's hair (-5 points). Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole ivynajspyder's purse (30 points). In February I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In March I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been nice (39 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, insanepurin

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Wow. I invade Iraq and I'm still "nice" enough to get an Easy-Bake Oven? Sheesh! XDDDD

Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name.
Click random article again; that is your album name.
Click random article 15 more times; those are the tracks on your album.

Band Name: S/2003 J 10
Album Name: Woods Hole Research Center

Tracks:

1. Cristy Lane
2. USS Mindoro (CVE-120)
3. J-Pop artists:E
4. Maynard G. Krebs
5. HMS Untamed (P58)
6. U.S. state trees
7. Focusing
8. Jefferson Township
9. Corticium invisum
10. Mario Merz
11. Maharam
12. Howard Taubman
13. Wachovia Championship
14. George Skeffington Connor
15. CDO Managers

Geez, that was dull. XD Focusing and Corticum invisum would make badass tracks though. Maybe Cristy Lane too, since it sounds like a parody. XD

Summarize 10 of your fandoms in one sentence, then see who on your friend's list can guess each fandom.

1. Mechs? Check. Angels? Check. No, we're not Evangelion. But we have fire. :DDD
2. For god's sakes, if you want to kill me, do it with paprika!
3. Don't worry, man! If you die, at least you get a nice haircut. :D
4. I've gotta fight aliens... and I live in a trash can.
5. Welcome to fandom. Welcome ot domnaf. Emoclew ot domnaf. Domnaf ot emoclew.
6. Business is traffic in the Underworld: I've got a creepy stalker to worry about, and I gotta be sure this guy doesn't steal my donut.
7. For a cranky amnesiac, he sure has quite a number in his harem.
8. Wait a minute. I thought I was the one that made the forests grow! Don't tell me you time-travel too... that's my job! DDD:
9. NOM. NOM. NOM. NOOOOOOOM.
10. So, if we played Tennis, Soccer, Golf, and DDR... can we be Guitar Heros too?

Meanwhile, I think I found the secret to making AMVs. Wahaha! Now it's getting high-quality clips that's the issue....

Look through my icons and pick one or more of my icons and I will write a short ficlet about it/them.

Post this in your own journal and offer the same to your fList if you want.

Toodle-oo.

September 1st, 2007
InsaneJournal
Post Your Fandom Porn

Your Mission is...

(1) Pimp this in your journal
(2) Write or Draw fandom smut
(3) Post on September 01
(4) Comment, Comment, Comment

Hey, it's something to do while I move in my college dorm. :D Huh, pairings? Dude, I'm not telling you. XDDD! *hides the Sonadow and Jeff/Tony*

Give me a fandom and I'll tell you:

What are your five favorite things about your fandom?
What are your five least favorite things about your fandom?
Who are your five favorite characters?
Who are your five least favorite characters?
What are your five favorite pairings?
What are your five least favorite pairings?
Which character are you most like?
What is your deep, dark fandom secret?

In case anyone on my IJ flist wants to play. :3

Did I mention how much I love the OotP movie? Completely blows the book out of the water. I swear. If I was in Harry Potter fandom at all, I would've been scribbling Harry/Luna ficlets like crazy.

Hey, why not? I'll write Sirius & Remus gettin' busy for a bag of fries! :D

You are longing for some love and affection at this time - not that you have been deprived of tender loving care - but there are times when everyone needs to try something new or to go 'somewhere' else to perhaps experience that little extra 'understanding'.

You don't really give in. You follow your beliefs and ideals to the bitter end. You are the personification of stubbornness and whatever may transpire, right or wrong, you refuse to compromise or make concessions.

You feel tired - worn out and listless. The last thing that you want to do is to be in an open conflict with those around you that are forever tormenting you. What to do? That's the rub. You are feeling that you are being choked - unable to breathe.

You pretend that you are a carefree individual and that nothing really bothers you - that you are so self-sufficient that whatever problems beset you they simply flow off you as water flows off a ducks back. You are experiencing considerable stress, trying to conceal yourself from the rest of the world. In actual fact - deep down, you are not at all happy. You feel lonely and you need someone with whom you can 'Let your hair down' and share your hopes, dreams and high standards. You are imposing unnecessary self restraint on yourself. You would like to demonstrate the unique quality of your character to all and sundry.

Sometimes one fears that its not worth formulating new ideas and projects because whatever you seem to have done in the past has never worked out and you are tired of, as they say, banging your head against a brick wall. No one seems to care. So now you are trying to get away from it all by withdrawing into a 'fantasy land' but unfortunately 'fantasy land' is just that and sooner or later you will have to return to reality so why delay the inevitable? When you do return, you will find that the situation is not as tough as perhaps you thought it was.

Wow... maybe I really am unhappy. :o